D.C. Mayor Cancels Christmas Eve; Replaces It With Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day

Today on Christmas Eve, the swamp will celebrate one of its most revered figures with the radical Democrat mayor of Washington D.C. declaring that December 24th will now be known as Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day.

No, this is not the from Babylon Bee, The Onion or some other satirical website, it is the horrible truth and a sign of the escalating madness of the political establishment. 

D.C. Mayor Muriel Bowser has chosen to minimalize the true meaning of Christmas by swapping out lord and savior Jesus Christ with the false idol who has been elevated to demigod status in this sick year of fear, tyranny, and medical martial law. 

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If the coronavirus has become a religion to Democrats and their media shills then Dr. Anthony Fauci is their pope, a figure who has become so integral to their drive to remake America that he is worshipped. 

In issuing her proclamation, Bowser honors the elfin career bureaucrat who has been ensconced at the  National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since President Ronald Reagan’s first term in office. 

According to Bowser: 

“In honor of Dr. Fauci’s 80th birthday tomorrow, I proclaim Thursday, December 24, 2020, “Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day” in Washington, DC.”

“We are incredibly proud to count Dr. Fauci among the many DC residents who are sacrificing so much to keep our communities healthy and safe.”

The diminutive Fauci celebrates his 80th birthday on Christmas Eve and unlike disgraced fellow White House coronavirus task force member Dr. Deborah Birx, he isn’t thinking about retirement now that he has become a resistance superstar. 

Bowser’s office issued the following official press release on the proclamation that Christmas Eve was canceled in favor of the pagan ritual of Fauci worship. 

(Washington, DC) – Mayor Muriel Bowser proclaimed Thursday, December 24, 2020, “Dr. Anthony S. Fauci Day” in Washington, DC. Tomorrow is Dr. Fauci’s 80th birthday.

“Dr. Fauci has been a hero to our nation during this incredibly difficult year, working tirelessly to save lives and guide our nation’s response to and recovery from the pandemic,” said Mayor Bowser. “We are incredibly proud to count him among the many DC residents who are sacrificing so much to keep our communities healthy and safe. I issue this honor on behalf of all Washingtonians in gratitude and recognition of Dr. Fauci’s service to our nation and our city.”

The full proclamation is below.


December 24, 2020

WHEREAS, Anthony S. Fauci, M.D. has served as the Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases since 1984; and

WHEREAS, the nation’s top infectious-disease expert, Dr. Fauci has worked to promote public health and spearheaded efforts to prevent, diagnose, and treat established infectious diseases; and

WHEREAS, Dr. Fauci has advised six Presidents on HIV/AIDS and many other domestic and global health issues; and

WHEREAS, Dr. Fauci has been a leading voice as a member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force where he has helped to coordinate the nation’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic; and

WHEREAS, Dr. Fauci has been a shining light in dark times for the nation, promoting truth over fear and giving Americans hope in their government; and

WHEREAS, Dr. Fauci and his wife Christine are longtime residents of Washington, DC, having called the Wesley Heights neighborhood in Ward 3 their home since 1977; and

WHEREAS, Dr. Fauci is a die-hard Washington Nationals fan and threw the inaugural ceremonial first pitch of the 2020 Major League Baseball season at Nationals Park; and

WHEREAS, Dr. Fauci will continue his critical service to the nation during these difficult times as a chief medical advisor in the incoming Biden Administration:

NOW, THEREFORE, I, THE MAYOR OF WASHINGTON, DC, do hereby proclaim December 24, 2020 as DR. ANTHONY S. FAUCI DAY in Washington, DC, and encourage all Washingtonians to join me in wishing him the happiest of birthdays.

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Fauci who has spent the better part of a month on a whirlwind media tour culminating in a creepy CNN-Sesame Street town hall during which he told children that he had flown to the North Pole to personally vaccinate Santa has never had it better.  

While Fauci has had mixed results when it comes to spurring dictatorial Democrats to cancel Christmas, he has inspired Bowser to relegate Christmas Eve to the dustbin of history. 


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